10/23 well hung. over.....

I woke up in a daze, at least a little confused, amazed I'm still alive also a little bit amused/ I'm used-to blacking out just glad that someone found me, it's more than just a headache I prolly overstepped some boundaries/ I can recall a few moments when I acted a real fool, so I'll call everyone I was with to make sure we're still cool/ check my phone for messages to help piece together this riddle, stop at mcdonalds large coke coffee and a mcgriddle/ one whiff and it'll - throw it out with the quickness, amazed I just spent $7 for 2 drinks, what is this?/ right now I got bigger fish to fry so f*ck it, like how'd I get this bruise and what happened to my hundred ducketts?/ I'm stuck, it sucks, on the verge the urge to vomit, gotta change my jeans they got the smell of whiskey and smoke on it/ I promise if I come out of this I won't drink for a while, god knows I'm lying my fingers crossed with a smile....

10/22 flip your name, using the first few letters/sounds..

i changed the assignment a bit, trying to get it right!

St. Stephen, on all saints day evening, stay hawking broads in sterling, till they screaming. Stupidity left me stuck on Hawk street steamin, stranded and eatin hamhocks and steaks, still scheming.

Stoic stereotype refused talks to stay stagnant, stoked cuz Hulk Hogan struck out at the pageant. Shotgunned a schlitz then stumbled straight to the station,
Stellar stalks of celery stealthily starved the statesmen.

Stephen H. Awkward straight stalking Tony Hawk birds, stoned I stock words, like Tone Stark a talk-er. Still a show stopper, stow hawks for doctors, stole a stalled stockcar, stashed it in the stockyard.

10/21 E... Edible. Ergonomics. Exodus. Endurance. Estrogen. Emulate. Embezzle. Effervescant. Erie.

It's incredible, who wouldve ever thought that mc's were edible? They ain't got beef, these cats are estrogen injected vegetables/ come mess with us, I'm calling for hiphop's first mass exodus, first class specialist, emulate my endurance it's effortless/ it's eerie how I'm clearly a version of verbal chronic, my words stirred with tonic fit perfectly ergonomic/ I'm working on it, effervescent bubbling I won't fizzle, I'm puzzled embezzle riddles with cats bringing their own sizzle

couple of classics if interested..

topic was cocaine rap:

When we party you don't know how crazy shit gets,
for real...we've been compared to the eighty-six Mets
shzas daryl straw. and i'll be doc gooden
and we'll watch you turn from tough guys to fags like John Goodman
yall couldnt, wanna even battle these nutty rejects
cause every time I rhyme I find myself with bloody kleenex
at open mics hollering 'me next!'
rip three sets
but badly
end up in the parking lot selling my boogers in little baggies?



or topic..murder something to DOA:

Yo this is anti anti-drugs, death of the straight edge,
those judgemental Jesus freak j*rk*ffs, that hate heads/
Thinkin that you're better than me 'cuz you made some fake pledge?
watch me drag that ass up seven flights then throw you off the eigth ledge/
uggghhhh..don't get it twisted or contorted
the pills the c0ke, everything get snorted, unsorted/
this ain't for x's on the hands,
watch the shza slit your throat while I snatch off your plastic bands.
My weekends don't involve sobriety.
this sh*t make bamas wanna try to get high as me/
Yeah this sh*t violent
you're f*cking up if your white night is silent...........

10/20 A Team..

Sprayin rhymes from my brain is how i stay sane,
wanna join my A Team? you'd better bring your A game/
Shaza Baracus bring the ruckus to Johnny Rockets,
rip rappers rhymes apart like limbs out of the socket/
I'm an animal, dismantle you from midsection to mandible,
handle body parts then pass 'em to Murdoch and Hannibal/
Stephen special forces the way that i wrestle corpses,
investigate traitors enmeshed in this metal fortress/
The torches have been lit, my team moves like the Black Hand,
vigilante campers spittin rhymes in a black van/
Spit Pac-Man, Power Pellets I tell it the way I see it,
Caged animal free it, it was a crime we ain't commeeeeiitttt!!!!!!111booyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

10/19 Worldwide...

I've got this - passion to be, international Steve,
Shay Z lit the fire then he passed it to me/
Act-u-ally, it's time to take these smokin vocals global,
roast hopefuls from scenes local across the coastals/
i'm s'posed to, rip rhymes so i went and bought a shredder,
head getter, bet cheddar in Ledbetters/
Once a bed wetter, target harlots with red letters,
trend setter, white loafers a red sweater/
what's better, than a new platform to get right?
a new way to send kites, a rhymecamp website!

thanks cousin!

10/16 freeform friday...

Okay it's dope rhyme Friday so we doing this shit my way,
That means drinking wine and stealing from my mom, sittin Sideways/
Steve Giamatti open my trunk see a body,
everyday be a party, gatdamn we are naughty/
That's my nature, text rhymes so no wasted paper,
spaced out on laced blunts a case of beer and Space Invaders/
In case the haters come a-knockin I got something for protection,
Shay Z blow out their brains in the opposite direction!

10/15 Where the Wild Things Are...

WTWTA how 'bout a movie with no suction,
A guaranteed smash hit Spike Jonze production/
What the what son? Just pass the popcorn to me,
and watch how 10 sentences come to life in a movie/
The story moves me, the word 'inspired' doesn't cut it
answers the question "what if - you dare to dream?" doesn't it?/
A film for the ages it's ageless, a favorite
the basis for statements about banking like Spike's agent/
Amazing! I can't wait to peep it this weekend
if you ain't where it's wild then you prolly just sleeping..

10/14 Disapoint, Dylan, Dandruff, Diego, Dank, Deserve, Devil

Quick and dirrrty...
Yo I get it in, hop in the car and pop a disk of Dylan in
Rip a rail of Diego's Ritalin, I'm dizzy and my dandruff still-itchin/
Puff dank till I'm blank (fill it in), deserve death the way I been killin 'em,
Disappoint the judge when I dipped on sentencin, but is destroying the devil still a sin?

10/13 Canvas, courtroom, compass, candle, costello,control, cellulite, contrary.

Killer Costello kicks it and cause hysteria,
Quick grab my compass so we can canvass the area/
The report says two bodies were found outside of the courtroom
The cellulite is melting and they'll be catching rigor mort soon/
I'll try to control my anxiety but there's some shit I can't handle,
And this is a good example of burning out both ends of the candle/
The Shizzer and I are on it equals relief mixed with grief,
Plus we've seen our share of bodies contrary to popular belief..

10/12/09

It ain't a holiday, it's a holla-day
Another make-three-quarters-of-a-dollar-day
Another do whatever you gotta-day
Live hard so you don't rot away
It's a parmagian and sopressata day
REminisce about ballin at Nottaway
Talking about the ones that got away
Dream of days past but not today
What else do I gotta say?
Shit, I wonder what my father'd say
If he could see the god today
Amd watch his grandkidssmile and play

Backstory...

We started rhyme camp as a way to get your boy back into shape in order to make a new album. And if there's no album, at least we would have had a lot of fun. The project was imagined and created by Red, the 7 foot assassin, then taken over entirely by Shay-Z, the Shizzer. The working product is a set of daily mental/verbal calisthenics, designed to keep me in the present thinking about the future. This site will display the "daily rhyme" as challenged by the shizzer, which is ultimately tool sharpening for the final product. Welcome to RhymeCamp, where everything rhymes...........

First and Foremost

shout to mills for scrubbin my mouth out.