1/28 jc and the knights of the round table present: excalibur

When Jesus sat down with his disciples did he know they were some psychos? Sword weilding madmen moonlighting in lunar cycles?/  
a verse from the book of Michael says christ'll reclaim the throne, pull the sword from out the stone, praise the lord welcome home/
my zone? so excalibur grinding between the calipers, tryna space shuttle Challenger to increase my calculus and algebra/
outstyle a mathematician, brick of hash turned ash in minutes, the first one to lash out is usually the last to listen/
i'm crass, laugh, just spittin blunt splittin my mission worldly, meet my respective collective  at an undisclosed location somewhere in jersey...
(to be continued)  

1/27 M is for mallet, matador, maze, myringa (eardrum), mambo, muse, malpractice, megatron

Alarm sounds, trim my M head to work hope I make it, at a red light with my muse bumpin Maze in a Matrix/ made a makeshift microphone to make the masses up and dance, while she spit marengue in my myringa till i felt movement in my pants/ i mean a mallet  that would impress the most maniacal metallurgist, I'm like macguyver with these words bitch, bullshit matador I'll merk kids/ mister perfect someone tell megatron his motherfukcin leg is gone, we'll sue his doctor for malpractice my man let's get it on rhyme marathon/ all's said and done, make millions murdering mc's with my bomb flow, make a meal of mammaries I'll take mine sauced with mambo!

1/26 a thousand words...

Remember that time yoda dressed as Gary Cole and beat his chick? It's like that time I went in a Capella screaming "this beat is sick!"/
believe this shit? Arnold Drummond abusin and battering women, am I the only one that saw this coming from the beginning?/
I mean, look at his life and the way it all transpired, former child star - must be the way the man's wired/
imagine a white father, slutty sister, coked bother, now imagine this Naploean NOT chokin his baby's mother/
not to excuse the behavior but if I looked like a second grader I'd prolly have some anger and pray for a fatal favor/
to put me out of my misery beggin my man like "shza please!", cut my wrists with scissors please or noose me from that little tree!/
ninja please! I saw that pic and knew I gotta rhyme, they say a picture's worth a thousand words I hope you got the time...