Monday, February 14, 2011

2/14: DEEZ D's....

No doubt. diva, don, dandellion, dance with the devil, daddy, doppleganger (sp), different, dap, douche, dope. Do it!

No doubt I'm givin-dap to deities while i dance with the devil. Y'all dandelion divas, dude I'm on a different level. / I destroy you douches I'm the Don when I do it. If I'm dope, you're my doppelgänger never even knew it./ watch me, push these D's like a dopeman or dropout. Yall Disgraceful dickheads don't even deserve a copout/ I'm dialed in, do my duty deadly don't delay it. Day by day outdated dangle dozens inundated...

Friday, February 4, 2011

2/4: archives- topic= jack of all trades

I'm what they call a Jack of all trades but the master of none, alright - that's a lie I'm the master of one/ I'm a disaster, this bastard tackles rappers for fun, laugh at 'em, blast and see how fast they can run/ outlasted by none, surpassed the best the test passed I aced it, your broke raps are basic on some brokeback and gayshit/ music's blaring time to face it, pay the piper meat your maker, a little Makers Mark and water turn on the beat I'll seek out fakers/ bring the heat to herds of haters, the world's a stage and we're the players, my vision's Tarantino violence mixed with Scorcese layers/ plus the dialogue of Woody Allen sometime in the seventies, words deserve to be heavily, preserved and observed for centuries/ they say the best inventions be birthed out of necessity, my notebook looking like the joy of cooking but with rhymes instead of recipes! Beeeiiiiieeeeeiiiiyyyitch!

Monday, January 31, 2011

1/31 CTD: Sheen, audacious, Jessica rabbit, dorm life, vexing, honeysuckle, three tenors, beiber's wig, trife, one of a kind

Want my best? Say "let's have it!", I'm blessed I'm the best at it. While the rest are just fake made up bitches - Jess Rabbit/
necks tatted, gun lines in they rhymes, I see a dozen every dime while I'm one of a kind/
I'm-out on the party scene, known as hiphop's Charlie Sheen, spit with the strength of two and a half men, you see me prolly scream/ 
Straight audacious rip mics in all places, leave a trail of dead bodies decomposed in crawl spaces/ 
want them big not the small faces, paid like three tenors. Broke is vexing like dorm life, trife,  I re-member/ for that sweet honeysuckle of success I need a gig. Won't stop till we're known in households like beiber's wig...

Friday, January 28, 2011

1/28 prescription problem

Let's get it in: adderrall, Xanax and Ritalin, hydro and oxycodone, klonapin I'm sniff-a-lin/ prescription end? Never that. I'm such a fuckin clever cat that even if my shit run out I'll find a way to get it back/ you simple jack, I bring the tropic thunder with addiction. Sick enough to self inflict an injury - I ain't kidding./ For that atavan or ambien I'm always on a mission, find me twitchin in the kitchen sniffin lortabs washin dishes/ stop your bitchin! Offended? Good, that makes me feel just beautiful. Fulfilled my duty dutiful and ran thru pharmaceuticals...

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

1/26 connect the dots: left handed compliment, blind, anonymous, galileo galilei, diamond, androgynous, russel westbrook

"if you lose your dog, go out and find your fucking dog"
-coach

I got a left handed compliment from an anonymous blogger, said I'm a diamond in the rough that'll never be polished/ I got the skill of russell wrstbrook with the swagg of john stockton. I was insulted at first but soon realized this was awesome/ see, the blind can't lead the blind ask galileo galilei. Spittin rhymes hard as they try, they can't do it quite like I/ 
And my- inclination is to brush these haters off of us, cuz those type of comments just turn these dudes androgynous/ they're skinny jeans, feathered hair, European carry-alls! Body building, very tall minus the Tom, Dick and Harry balls....