12/17 a December to remember...

Sippin too much elf punch I'm bound to beat myself up, tis the season to get drunk during this festive twelvth month/ all I remember of December is the high the rest a blurr, all the frankincense and myrrh reminding me of yesteryerrrr/ dressed in fur, a red jumpsuit is Eddie all types of sweaty, fueled up like he robbed Getty not time to go yet but he's ready/ bathroom sessions at the bar quick smoke get in the car, wintherthur ain't that far plus you can call in sick tomorr/ so Santa jumped in millers chevy and decides to follow Steve, too bad it wasn't close to Christmas it was all hallows eve...

12/16 K Kind, Kabob, ketamine, kaiser, kingdom, kleptomania, krypton, Keightley, Knockwurst, Knownothing

In my kingdom we kill ketamine and deal in the raw, is it considered kleptomania if I steal you in the jaw?/ I'm feelin flawed people hate me, scare away bitches like Keightley, I'm kinda kind but lately this state of mind has made me/ into a monster I'm from krypton merk any beat that I spit on, tellin bitch rappers git gone as soon as the mic gets clicked on/ I'll kabob these kids put shish thru their little sis, all these knownothing chicks don't know who they cluckin with/ duckin quick when the glock bursts, my car's out front? You better knock first, there's a good chance I got her kaiser roll wrapped around my knockwurst...
 

12/15 dirt mcgirt...

Battling me is like flirting with disaster, otherworldly I'm a master, went from zero to thirty faster than your boy ol' dirty bastard/ spittin bangers to these flamers since before 36 chambers strangle strangers out of anger alone in the zone of danger/ well known it's a no brainer, game changer stayed at the crack spot, proposterous but came with a posthumous spot on Blakroc/ don't judge him unless you're matlock that's roulette with a gat cocked, pointed at the temple can't it be all so simple?/ pioneered the wu movement but acted like nuthin to it, one of the best to ever do it most probably never knew it... 

12/14 phashish.

So theres this- new sensation sweeping across the nation, it's got weed freaks spacin and changing the conversation/ victims range from paul to jason so quickly out comes the sticky, copped it from some hippie, who'da thought something was phishy/ got me all types of twisty eyes misty start feeling sick, forget that other bullshit homie take a puff of this/ Quick fast get the stash, red lit it it's getting passed. Yo what the fuck is that? Just hit it it's called the phash/ I did now I'm fallin fast, ignored him he said be cautious, front seat I'm getting naseous I'm spinning here come the jaw spits/ in my own personal auschwitz, waves of regret galore, pull myself up off the floor and ask where can I get some more?!

12/11 being green...

Wet my pallette with some green then splash some green on my easel, greenbacks from green raps keeps my shit biodiesel/ this is clean coal technology, my mean flow is scholarly, I steamroll these queens yo they seem so bizarre to me/ honestly, I gotta be coastin on a mission, I can control my emotions but can't control my emissions/ what I'm spittin is the raw, rocket fuel to dead them all, other rappers watered down sound like they rhyme with ethanol...

12/10 thug

How do we understand thug in a world of racial tension? Can we see it in a press conference in one's facial expression?/ or is is more about the clothes or a set of corn rows? Or do I have to swap out the word women for hoes?/ is it meant to bring division like mathematics or religion? Do I have to burn the ism or do a term in prison?/ or is thug something created so the racists can spew hatred? Is being a thug a statement? Can it be someone who's "made it"?/ whatever the case I say we trade it and get rid of misconceptions, and congratulate AI on his homecoming reception..

12/9 J: joggle, jack, joboo, jade, jazz, jay, jitterbug, jersey, jargon, juballation, jabberwock

I caught a jitterbug, the flu, got a lot of it too, asked Jeremy for a Jack he said I gotta jiboo/ my jargon is rude, beatin me's like trying to outbargain a Jew, treat rappers like jay did his jerseys, to the garbage with you/ harder than who? My jubilation's easily mistaken, I'm old school like jazz and prone to jabberwock your face in/ what you facin, amazin,  I'm like jade to an Asian, and if joggle was a word right here would be the perfect placement...