Wednesday, December 2, 2009

12/2 iambic, icon, illuminate, ideology, ignition, implicate, infantocracy (def:goverment by an infant), ignorant, ingenious,



Steve the ingenious icon illuminates any path that I'm on, implicated in the murder of any beat that I rhyme on/ when I'm gone, the ignorant will spread their ideology, rhyming i's but without j hiphop would be an infantocracy/ puzzled by this prophecy pentameter's iambic, that's the way I planned it, new ruling king I AM it/ punch you once then I-reland it,  abuse a beat like Ike, matter of fact more Joe Jack the way I incessantly beat up mics/known to speed up fights my fire ignites the ignition, I'd like it if you listen, I've got the pot but no pipe to piss in

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

12/1 don't forget...

I don't drink to forget, I drink to remember. Reminiscing and having kids are the only ways to live forever/ I will never, disregard the circumstances that caused this kid's rage, which is why I tattooed 'nunca olvida' on my ribcage with a switchblade/ been rippin this since sixth grade, but still stay relevant, puff tree heavily with the memory of an elephant/ heavensent but hellbound, spellbound from chronic vices, rememeber me for lyrics that serve as pnuemonic devices. 
  

11/30 why wait?

A true procrastinator has mastered 'i'll wait till later', I ain't trying to be a hater so just consider this a favor/ why wait unless you're a waiter, waiting is weight that weighs down fakers, to all you wasted ac slaters there's several ways to skin a gator/ shit is layer upon layer of putting off get nothing done, lemme tell you something son life ain't happy fluffy fun/ shit is rugged rusty guns, dusty rum and bad liquor. why wait? grab a snickers and slap bitches out they knickers!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

11/25 tryptophan trip with fam

We travelled hundreds of miles by plane to visit fam in a distant land, thanksgiving brings out the best in this recovering Christian man/ listen man, ill take you back the inside track on a tradition, for a couple years running we'd stay at my sister's for thanksgiving/ see, me I like to cook, I find the process quite relaxing, boombox bumpin Michael Jackson, kitchen knives ignite the passion/ dicing slicing action in a fraction of the time, remove the turkey from the brine, generously coat with thyme/ oh it's time to stuff with stuffing, stuff that stuff right in the oven, get back to the pickup game of football cuz we're down seven to nothing/ puffin chron when mom ain't lookin, drinking beer while dinner's cookin, watching hours pass by but it seems this year we're mistooken/ or mistaken, I ain't fakin went to check progress we're makin, peep the turkey time to baste it, maybe pull a piece off and taste it/ then "oh shit!" I must be wasted, how could things have gone so fuckin wrong? Spent an entire day cooking and noone turned the oven on... Damn. 

11/24 the bad...

Then there's bad. Bad is a word that was flipped so we could strike back, plus the name of the third solo release by mike jack/ bad is a blow to the beak with a spike bat, or learning that the mc of your favorite song didn't write that/ bad is a poorly timed hi-hat or a weak kick, or when Victoria won't let you in on her little secret/ bad is when your dime turns out to be a freak bitch, looking for every Tom dick and Harry to sleep with/ peep this, bad's the state of mind when you can't see the silver line, choke and can't spit a rhyme, punishment don't fit the crime/ in a different time bad was facing a recession, I say bad is being lied to to and we still ain't learned the lesson/ bad's a case of coke depression dropping the blunt during a session, thinking this day was bad but more worried 'bout the next one/ bad is always second guessing an not trusting your own gut,  blamed for crimes you ain't commit but the culprit won't own up/ bad is bourbon thrown up, wifing a known slut, crooked cops with blind eyes for some cash and a do-nut/ oh shucks! 

Monday, November 23, 2009

11/23 slept. tropic days of thunder...

I'm a- topic hunter that will bring the tropic thunder, make mc's stop and wonder why I'm on top they're often under/
spit a dropkick hop then punch ya lyrics sharp enough to puncture, you're microscopic not enough to stop this hotness the prophet punk'd ya/
better off in a bunker hunkered down noone around, the music'll dull the sound, kick it over mull around/
I'll leave your skull in ground, dumb it down so masses get it, we massive so forgettit flag half masted blast beheaded/
get to mass the master's said it, I'll outlast surpass pathetic, call the medics and ambulance, these clowns don't stand a chance/
all they do is chant and dance, wear big pants and try to act hard, while I'm so potent should be glass jarred for runnin laps around em: NASCAR. 

Thursday, November 19, 2009

11/19 Connect the dots. mustache, calipso, Steven Segal, dust bowl, Area 51, drum n bass, the Netherlands, DMT, fingernail

If you must ask my mustache is the place where I save coke, can't live in the Netherlands cuz  my rappin ass'd  stay broke/ I'd be smokin dmt, shovellin blow in my fuckin face, at club area 51 dancing to drum n bass I love this place/huff duster from a dust bowl while the dj spins the disco, paint my fingernails black and feel the rhythms of calypso/ oh shit yo! There goes Steven Segal and Cisco! I knew the Dutch were behind but who'da thought that they'd be this slow?!